kuueater:

stardustacolyte:

Don’t buy a girl flowers. Flowers die. Buy her a dragon.

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kilometersprower:

this is the best picture on earth

kilometersprower:

this is the best picture on earth

docmario:

Bye.

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always-thirsty-pocket:

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I want the whole thing.

1000drawings:

by Kate Holden
williamzeppeli:

THE KO FALCON PUNCH

american-fuckin-horror-story:

i got out of bed at 11:30 to make this

punned:

BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY *class chants* “BILL BILL BILL BILL”

batman-mudafuka:

Cats are literally the cutest nerds ever

step 1: stop being beautiful
failed step 1

summonerjolan:

brommunism:

remember that once in the late 70’s a face character for pooh at disneyland was accused of hitting a child in the face on accident and so the dude came back to court after the recess in the pooh costume and answering the questions as pooh and fucking danced in the courtroom in order to prove that the arms were too high up to hit the kid and he was acquitted within 20 minutes

That’s some Phoenix Wright shit right there, I swear

virginitied:

when the test question says “describe what’s happening in the picture” but the picture be like

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